La Casa de Campo
 
"La casa de campo es un bosque en medio de la ciudad. Es una isla llena de náufragos y turistas. Es un sitio estupendo para ir en busca de nada en concreto; para encontrar cosas que no sabes que buscabas. Puedes encontrarte con tu primo o con su majestad en moto ayudando a un automovilista. Es absolutamente  horrible y bonito. Es mi lugar favorito para disparar. Es un parque de fieras y atracciones. Es imprevisible. Es un parque republicano donde hay un cerro en donde dicen que suben las almas de los madrileños al cielo cuando mueren. Es un lugar perfecto en Madrid para intentar contar un cuento mágico hiperrealista."

"La Casa de Campo"

"La Casa de Campo" is the name of a forest in the middle of the city. It's an island full of "shipwrecked" people and tourists. It's a great place to go when you are looking for nothing in particular, and find things that you didn't know you were looking for. You can meet your cousin or His Majesty on his motorbike, stopping to help the driver of a broken-down car. It's absolutely horrible, yet beautiful. It's my favourite place to snap photos. It's a place for the fierce and for attractions. It's unpredictable. It is a Republican park, and there's a hill where they say the souls of the people from Madrid rise up to heaven when they die. It's a perfect place in Madrid to try to find hyper-realistic, magical fairy-tales.